I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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