You can't motorboat a personality
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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