On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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