I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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