Do you still have your period?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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