Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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