This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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