Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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