Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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