i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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