dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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