gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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