Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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