WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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