im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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