Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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