what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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