Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My feet surprised me
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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