i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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