we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
