dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
either way he was missing a nipple.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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