what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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