somebody snuck up and got me drunk
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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