new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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