listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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