were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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