I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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