I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
