Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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