Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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