So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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