But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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