i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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