i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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