he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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