carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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