He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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