I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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