We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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