ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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