Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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