She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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