Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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