Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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