I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The best revenge is premature balding
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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