I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
