Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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