so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I checked into jail on foursquare
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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