Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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