What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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