Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im holly from the hills drunk
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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