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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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